- You look tired. Even worse when prefaced with "Wow" or "Gee."
- I was going to buy that shirt/sweater/jacket, but I didn't.
- Did you get a haircut/did you do something to your hair?
- Do those shoes make your feet hurt?
- You are too skinny/Are you pregnant?
- Did you spend time in the sun this weekend?
Obviously, this is all in good fun and family, spouses/significant others, and friends have more liberties than co-workers and strangers. Maybe just once I will fire a retort back just to watch the reaction.
Keep that sassy spirit alive!
With Love From the West Coast,