~Ms. East Coast~
Dear Hair, sorry I have been neglecting you...but we have an appointment tomorrow.
Dear My Niece & Nephew, I can't wait until you are old enough where I can explain your moms sarcasm to you. You will rethink your whole childhood.
Dear Pinterest, screw you! Your addicting; I spend way too much money and time trying to recreate your pins...and they never come out right.
Dear DVR, thanks for coming into my busy life and introducing me to Duck Dynasty.
Dear Cows, must you moo at me when I go for my evening run...I am trying.
Dear Kids, don't you know -- Mommy has a headache?
Dear Hardwood Floor, must you show every speck of dirt?
Dear CA Sun, thanks for coming out and making this a beautiful sunny day.
Our outtakes that didn't make the list...
Dear Ass, must you show every cupcake I eat?
Dear Zits, FU... don't you know I am in my 30s.
Dear Ms. SoCal, I love when you call me and all I hear is you and your kids yelling before I even say hello. PS. 4 years ago I wouldn't consider our current conversations...conversations, but now we are pros at conversing with chaos in the background lol.
With Love From LBD,